My Little Pony
Was nothing but a phoney

I couldn't sit upon its back
I tried and tried until it cracked

My Little Pony
Was nothing but a phoney

So now I sit and play
      all day
With the box it came in

(Who knew that cardboard tasted so good! No wonder Daddy loves Mom's meatloaf so much! Who knew?!)

Irony
If you know how to use the word
              Pedantic,
      You probably are.